My evil plan

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your unholy weapon, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

So you've decided to be evil